Mr. Bean
words, lyrics, and music by David Kleiner

Mr Bean Mr. Bean
the funniest guy that I've ever seen
I saw him on my TV screen
Mr. Bean Mr. Bean
Mr. Bean Mr. Bean
I laughed so hard I split my spleen
I saw him on channel 13
he's Mr. Bean Mr. Bean

Wo-oh Mr mister mister Bean (2x)

Mr. Clean Mr. Clean
the cleanest guy that I've ever seen
I saw him in my magazine
he's Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean
Mr. Clean Mr. Clean
I keep him by my washing machine
He's got a bald head and a big earring
he's Mr. Clean Mr. Clean

Wo-oh Mr. mister mister Clean (2x)

Mr. Clean met Mr. Bean
at a group for parents of maladjusted teens
And Mr. Clean said to Mr. Bean
"you're the funniest guy I've ever seen"
Mr. Clean and Mr. Bean
went downtown to check out the scene
They went to the movies and up on the screen
was Mr. Bean Mr. Beam

Wo-oh Mr. mister mister Bean (2x)

Copyright 2000 David Kleiner

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